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  • November 12, 2017 15:47 edited

I’m sure you’ve run into that annoying clod of a programmer, perhaps a colleague, an intern, or someone you meet at drinks after a usergroup meeting. This person won’t shut up about how fantastic the Haskell programming language is. About how every other language is inferior, almost by definition, how some day we will all be coding in Haskell, and disdaining object-oriented programming as the failed anachronism that it already, clearly is.

Well, I am one of these people! To be sure, I find them equally annoying to be around and do roll my eyes when I hear the phrase referential transparency bandied about with the same fervent, partial dementia as manifest destiny. I listen closely for the subtle misunderstandings that are inevitably lurking underneath this newly-minted zealotry. And I am seldom disappointed.

Haskell will never take over mainstream programming, it will always be the seductive, out-of-reach mistress and muse of aspiring hackers. But I am a fan. Let me tell you why.

A Question of State

Most modern programming is built around the idea of a state machine. Sure, there are patterns that reduce things to declarative constructs and good libraries that encourage stateless architecture, but essentially this is window dressing around the core programming model–which is pushing inputs through a series of states.

I don’t know about you but I find this model extremely difficult. In my limited experience, most people are unable to keep more than a handful of potential options in their heads, let alone model the search space of even the simplest of practical computing problems. If you don’t believe me, construct a binary search tree in your head, consisting of the english alphabet and desribe how to get to the letter Q.

This brings me to my next point–we’re lazy. It’s much simpler to describe the mechanism of the tree than to realize the tree in your head. To say the tree behaves such that all letters above ‘K’ go in the right half of the tree and those below ‘K’ go in the left half. And so on, recursively.

Programming in Haskell naturally fits this way of modeling the universe. I concede here that I’ve picked an example that is very favorable to my argument. But consider the broader dialectic of a material search space versus the abstract, recursive description of a constraint. I argue that almost all problems can be reduced this way. And it is quite clear which side is the more suited to human cognitive facility.

Actual Performance

This is something you rarely hear annoying Haskell fanboys say, but Haskell has inherent, idiomatic advantages over most other languages in performance. The trick is in lazy evaluation. Consider the following trivial example:

pick [] = []
pick ls = (take 100 ls) !! random

pick [1..]

Here we are picking a number at random from the first 100 items of a list. Haskell’s advantage lies in the fact that it will only pick as many items from the list as the random index requires. In this case, since the list is infinitely long, that will save us a lot of memory and CPU.

This code is readable, expressive and incredibly performant. Writing code like this in any other language is pretty much impossible without trading speed and memory. This sort of expressiveness is extremely useful in many real world use cases.

Lest you write this off as yet another contrived example to favor Haskell, check out this parser that emits xml from Maven Atom source code.

In particular, this line:

xmlTag name content = '<' : name ++ ">" ++ content ++
                      ( "</" ++ (head $ words name) ++ ">")

..is used almost abusively all over the program; to rip apart the contents of an XML start tag to extract the name of its end tag: "</" ++ (head $ words name) ++ ">". To the non-lazy programmer, this would appear extremely inefficient–why split the entire length of name by whitespace every single time? But this is not how it works–in practice, the program only ever seeks as far as the first space character because the function words is lazily evaluated.

In most other languages, this is something that could easily explode in CPU and memory cost. In those languages, you’d be writing a separate ‘optimized’ version requiring additional tests, prone to subtle bugs, performance problems and creating reams of unnecessary text to drag one’s eyes over.

No Manifest Destiny

So, I’ll admit it–I too, am a fanboy. I have a special affinity for Haskell, for the reasons mentioned above and many others (my uncle was even a member of the original Haskell committee).

But as I said, it will never head over to the mainstream. There are many reasons for this: Haskell’s APIs are pedantic, quirkily designed, its monadic IO is confusing and complicated, and so on. But the main reason is that the shift in mindset required is far too great. We’re just too used to laundry-list-style sequences of instructions and attempting, however futilely, to map the search-space of complex real-world problems in our minds, in fairly literal terms.

And I’m glad. I have fun with my exclusive little hobby, small community of co-conspirators, and that tiny bit of magic I feel every time I stand back and behold my latest Haskell creation!

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